What’s the Funniest Thing a Passenger Said With Total Confidence?

I had a passenger get in one night, look around the car, and say with complete confidence

“I can always tell when I get a good Uber driver because the car smells like laundry.”

I was not sure if that was a compliment or if they had just had some terrible rides before that.

Anyone else get strange compliments that leave you wondering what other drivers are doing out there?

Had a passenger once who got in, looked at the GPS, and confidently said “Dont worry, I know a shortcut.” The shortcut added about fifteen minutes and two wrong turns. He still said “See, told you that was faster” when we got there.